The Job Bored:

• EU seeks to expand job portability by recognizing degrees and skills across borders. EU News and World Report ready with arbitrary ranking system to fill in oppressive educational class structure. - International Herald-Tribune

• If you were a "Democratic" Think Tank constantly defending yourself from accusations of being a haven for neo-conservatives, what would you do? Publish an op-ed called "The Myth of Middle-Class Job Loss" in the WSJ. Duh.

• "Um, the handicapped spaces are for armless Iraq war veterans/tank arsenal employees with real handicaps. You're fired." - Detriot Free Press.

• Looking for a job in real life is so 2005. - Daily Telegraph

• $5 Million a year's not insulting. It's the $3 million in incentives that really burned Joe Torre's britches. - NY Times

• Outsourcing singing telegrams. Seriously. No joke necessary. - Gatehouse News Service