How the ____ Stole ____

There were too many funny headline options, so this is a choose-your-own joke post.

The AP is reporting that a NY Supreme Court Judge has granted an injunction against the Broadway lockout for at least one show: How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

From the article:

"I'm going to grant the injunction" against the lockout, state Supreme Court Justice Helen Freedman said Wednesday. "I think one Grinch in town is enough."

Her ruling came a day after she heard arguments from producers of the show and owners of the theater housing the $6 million production. Producers, citing a special contract between the show and Jujamcyn Theaters, wanted the show to go on.

So, who's the Grinch and what are they stealing? So many options... Feel free to discuss.